I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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