at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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