She went from zero to smokin in five shots
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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