Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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