U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Even my vagina gasped.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
