brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm drive I can fine osifer
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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