And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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