Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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