my room smells like sperm. sweet.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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