i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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