proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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