Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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