Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's never too late to be topless.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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