just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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