uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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