I love watching others lives come down to our level.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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