A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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