toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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