Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Everything about him screamed your future.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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