it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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