and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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