Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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