Who did Billy Mays play for?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
