how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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