For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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