just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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