He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
