And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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