When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize