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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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