She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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