I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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