when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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