he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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