It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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