look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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