You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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