u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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