Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I smell stomach acid.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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