i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
two words...techno handjob
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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