I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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