i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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