Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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