Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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