her vagine was all disorganized.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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we made out on top of his cat.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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