Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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