just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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