Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
