that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
