I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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