He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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