she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You don't make any sense
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