sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I understand Curling. That high.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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