Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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